Antlers, you guys. So many antlers.
My husband and I spent the last two weeks watching the entirety of Hannibal and are now almost done catching up with True Detective. Quite by accident, we've found ourselves watching a lot of lovingly staged murders that heavily feature deer antlers. (And I'm not the only one who noticed this trend.)
|Hannibal featuring Will Graham in an unhealthy mental place.|
After a few days of trying not to see antlers every time I close my eyes, I decided to lean into it. Antlers for everyone! Antlers on everything! Hopefully not on corpses, though!
Read on for the best antler-related Etsy offerings I could find.
|True Detective featuring Rust Cohle in a philosophical mental place.|
One note: I'm a little squeamish about buying things decorated with antlers from a once-living creature, so I'm highlighting Etsy works that only use antlers of the faux variety.
Bracelet and pendant from TheDirection, $19 for bracelet and $22 for necklace
Pair of pillows from VixenGoods, $138
Maenad/satyr headdress from HysteriaMachine, $68.81
Crown t-shirt from TheLollyPopKids, $25.
Silver ring from mrd74, $69
Mini deer head from WhiteFauxTaxidermy, $119.19 (other fab colors available at varying prices)
True Detective phone cover from LastSecond, $9.99
Chevron print from justabirdprintables, $5
Necklace charm from jewelryofhome, $4.99
Jewelry/scarf/mug holder from LucyHaus, $54.50
Earrings from mrd74, $110. Sidenote: We need to talk about this model's eyebrows.
Headband from LittleBlueBirdSays, $55
Hannibal t-shirt from SummerIsComing, $22.50
Rings from AppleLatte, $8.80
Deer dictionary print from MadameBricolagePrint, $18
Cast iron wall hook from juxtapositionsc, $18
Tube top from wingsofsin, $30. Presented without comment.
Silver necklace from paperfacestudio, $30
Plaid deer print from TrueNorthPrintables, $5
Hair clip antlers from AutumnFoxCreations, $10
Locket from Locketfox, $38.20
Print from TrueNorthPrintables, $5. Word play hhhhhhhooooo!
There. That should scratch my antler itch until the True Detective finale on Sunday, don't you think?