Monday, September 30, 2013

Juice Cleanse Your Way To Vampirism

by Megan S.

Nothing says sexy supernaturals in New Orleans quite like the official The Originals juice fasting collection!

Wait, what?

Yes, that's right, ghouls and boils, apparently you CAN get blood from a turnip.  Take a look at this.

Yes, Klaus Mikaelson and his undead siblings from The CW's Vampire Diaries spinoff have slapped their name* on a three day juice fast just in time for this week's premiere episode.  For the low, low price of just $119, you can subsist on three bottles each of Morning Ritual, Howl at the Noon, Kale or Be Kaled, Blood Sugar, and Heart of Darkness juices during a 72 hour period.  You can totally see the super obvious connection between the two when viewing the trailer. < /sarcasam>

A fad diet media tie-in!  Isn't it just to die for?  Of course, if some of the more dire warnings about juice fastings are correct... well, you know.

The Originals premieres on Thursday at 9pm on The CW.  The juice cleanse will be on sale at through Friday, October 11.

*The set comes complete with a glaring grammatical error on each label!  Can you spot it?
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