Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The Best Advice To Give To A Business Grad

You guys, I really hate this time of year. You know why? Because it’s crazy, there is a star cruiser’s cargo bay load things going on this time of the year*. However there is one thing that I am looking forward to:




Yes. More, NEW, Arrested Development and no touching. Dear lord I am going to lock myself in my room, go through the whole season in one sitting, and then go on Tumblr and grab all of the gifs that will have been made. It’s going to be glorious.


So here’s the deal. My brother unit, @freakinfairless, is graduating college. He asked me to decorate the top of his cap, which I gladly said yes to. Why? Because to honor his new work place as well as the show we both worship that is coming back like a TV Lazurus, I did this:


Yes, the soundest business advice ever given now sits atop the cap of a business school grad.


I know the chicken glowing looks funky here but, it is adorned with GLITTER. 
It is a SPARKLE chicken. 


*Things including but not limited to:
-School ending
-People graduating from said schools
-People moving after graduating from said school
-Pollen emerging as the grand bastard of the garden
-Apparently the weather is favorable for weddings?
-Pollen on the cat
-Internship deadlines are riiiiight.... NOW
-Charity walks as far as the eye can see
-Summer blockbuster season kicking off and depleting your wallet
-TV finale season depleting your sleep schedule
-An uptick in Holidays you must honor to show appreciation to others
-Pollen on the goddamn cat
-WHERE THE @#$% DID THOSE GIANT SPIDERS COME FROM? WHY HASN’T THE CAT EATEN THEM?! OH GOD THEY’RE HEADED TOWARDS MY BED.
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