It started innocently enough. I was thinking that it might be fun to put a TARDIS decal on the back of my car. But tiptoeing through the Etsy collection of decals, stickers and clings left me confused, horrified and a little sad. Naturally, I want to share the worst abominations that I found with you. Your cars, laptops and house walls will never be the same.
|Could you sleep at night with this enormous Vulcan over your bed? Me, I could not.|
Want the world to know what a classy dame you are? Slap this puppy on your car. (The only defense I have is that it's lusting after Eric and not poopy Bill.)
The slogan is from True Blood, of course, but who wants to drive around with hate stuck on your car? Plus, if you're watching a vampire show such that you get that expression, don't you, you know, like vampires?
This was a great Doctor Who episode, and I don't hate the idea, but I have to object. This should obviously be, "Are you my mummy?" and not some American version.
Ugh, this Edward silhouette. It's terrible life size on your wall, and it's just as bad in the mini version on your laptop.
I will not be safe, Edward. Just to spite you, I'm not backing up my data.
I like Harry Potter, and I like panda bears. I just don't really understand what one has to do with the other.
Geez, Etsy really likes messing with Hello Kitty.
These are fun as decorations for Halloween gatherings and Walking Dead premiere parties. However, these are unacceptable for any type of daily use.
I do not need a zombie hand playing grab ass at such a vulnerable time, thanks.
Can we all agree that the stick figure family craze has officially hit bottom?
I ... I don't totally hate this.
I'll show myself out.