It's hard out there for a lady zombie lover.
(That is, it's hard out there for ladies who love zombie entertainment, not for lovers of lady zombies. Big, big difference.)
First, it's not all bad for female zombie fans. Undead entertainment is everywhere, and lots of it features strong, interesting female characters. But for every tough and competent Selena in 28 Days Later, there's an inept, whiny Lori in The Walking Dead. For every Georgia Mason in the Newsflesh series, there's, well, every single disposable, interchangeable female character in countless lesser zombie novels. (Think J.L. Bourne's Day by Day Armageddon series, one of the more inexplicably popular pieces of zombie fiction around.)
On Tuesday, game company Deep Silver upped the creepy sexist ante by announcing that the Zombie Bait Edition of Dead Island Riptide, part of its popular "zombies in paradise" franchise, would come with a decorative bust that you can place on your mantel.
It is, in fact, a literal bust: a 12-inch headless, armless torso of a bikini-clad woman. Her skin is torn and bloody, with her ribs showing through a horrific flesh wound and deep scratches scoring her skin. But by some miracle, her breasts are completely intact and unmarked inside the itty bitty Union Jack bikini. It is exactly as bad as you think it is. Behold:
|They're seriously urging you to display this in your home. Where people live.|
The Internet reacted pretty much as you'd expect it to, from "That's offensive and disgusting" to "What's the big deal?" to "Hey, dames, you need to chill out." (For more of the latter sentiment, see any comment section on any story on this subject, if you dare.)
Deep Silver apologized — but didn't indicate whether it was going to pull the bust from the special edition package, which is available only in Europe and Australia. The company claims to be surprised by the controversy because it's meant to be "a grotesque take on an iconic Roman marble torso statue."
Well, they nailed the grotesque part, anyway.
To be fair, the bikini is in keeping with the tropical theme of the game, and certainly, zombie games feature gore. But that's about all I can say in defense of it.
|Wichita wouldn't put up that that.|
I suppose one possible response is, "Great! Where's the Speedo-clad male pelvis statue, ripped off at the waist, for the mantle over my fireplace?" But to be clear, equal amounts of objectification in the opposite direction do not eliminate or redeem the previous objectification.
This statue is particularly galling at a time when women are fighting for equal rights around the globe, and many of our own freedoms in the United States are coming under fire. Can you feel good about setting that statue on a shelf when you consider the culture of violence and misogyny that led to the death of the Indian woman who was gang raped in December?
The company calls the decorative bust a conversation starter. And it is. I'm just not sure what kind of conversation Deep Silver is hoping to start. If you arrive at your date's place and see that thing sitting front and center on the coffee table, do you settle in for a few romantic drinks? Or do you make a hasty excuse and swiftly exit the house, being sure never to turn your back on him lest he try to hogtie you with an extension cord, then make you rub lotion on your skin?
In the meantime, consider the American special edition of Dead Island Riptide. It comes with a zombified hula girl. And that, my friends, is fun zombie kitsch for the average woman.