Mostly, I ignore them. Some are even cute.
One haunts my nightmares and wants to suck out the marrow from my bones.
Behold, the felt cannibal gingerbread men!
I can't stop shuddering. They are so creepy. With their dead, staring eyes and their malicious open mouths, just waiting to eat my flesh. And they're standing on a cookie tray, as if they're freshly baked... to KILL.
My parents think it's hilarious how creeped out I am by the gingerbread men. They don't realize the sadistic, evil killing machines that sit right in the living room! If I go missing, you'll know who did it! Evil, demonic felt gingerbread men from Hell!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fright...