Thursday, December 1, 2011

C-3P0 and R2D2's Sexy Reindeer Games

by Megan S.

Target is offering a number of little knickknacks for Christmas including the Holiday C-3P0 and Yoda, which is all well and good but not particularly noteworthy.  Or so I thought.

Then, I flipped over Threepio's box and saw him in a whole new light... a sexy light.

THREEPIO AND ARTOO ARE PLAYING NAUGHTY REINDEER GAMES BY THE FIRE!  You can almost hear Marvin Gaye playing in the background with C-3P0 wearing a suggestively unbuckled Santa jacket (with a complete lack of pants!) and Artoo sporting stag horns like the little droid is participating in some ancient fertility rite.  Obviously, one of the six million forms of communication Threepio's fluent in is the language of love. 

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  1. Threepio's pants-less-ness will haunt me.

  2. I'm almost afraid to ask what was on the back of the Yoda box.

  3. You know, I didn't look because I was just so taken aback by Threepio. Unless Yoda was lying naked on a tauntaun skin rug, I don't think it would have topped this, however.

  4. Poked around on ebay a bit, Yoda is just crotchety old santa. Vader is a right disappointment after C-3P0, too. He's just got a santa cap on.

    Those jawas, though... I bet they're freaks.

  5. LOL. Fabulous. Those horns are quite prodigious!