Thursday, November 3, 2011

The Top Ten Weirdest Twilight Merchandise So Far

by Megan S.

Breaking Dawn Part 1 premieres in only two weeks and we all know what that means, an unfathomably large selection of Twilight related merchandise will be available for purchase just in time for the holiday shopping season.  In order to steel yourself against the onslaught, prepare for the strange product tie-ins with the top ten weirdest Twilight merchandise on the market so far.





















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8 comments:

  1. Oh, my... can I just say that I'm more than a little happy that the kidlet still has no idea what any of this crap is. And if she asks all I'd have to do is say it's about vampires and she would not be interested (cause those are scary and blood is gross). I refuse to tell her that these ones sparkle - it's probably the only thing she would like about them. :)

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  2. Oh no! You missed the best one. Twilight/Edward panties http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-10-29/things-that-exist-robert-pattinson-underwear/

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  3. OMG, those panties. I think I need therapy now. Thanks for that, Abigail. ><

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  4. KA- No need to tarnish her opinion of sparkly things just yet.

    Abigail- AUGH! How could I have missed out on those and the oh-so-subtle positioning on the cotton liner?!? The only thing that would make those any better is if they had lurex woven in.

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  5. UCK> The cookbook description is like something from the fifties: "Filled with forbidden love, action, and danger, so brace yourself..." Are you going to light the kitchen on fire?

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  6. Those panties. *shakes head* I'm not sure what to say about the strategically placed lips. ...so... yeah...

    Awkward.

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  7. I trump Abigail with Twilight Condoms. http://www.twilightseries.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/twilight-condom.jpg

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  8. Wait, none of you guys have seen the Twilight vibrator?

    I'd find a link for you, but I'm at work right now. I'm sure some intrepid, masochistic soul out there can oblige me.

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