|God help me. I actually kinda like this. It made me laugh. I might be delusional.|
Folks, never doubt my commitment to entertaining you. I perused 7500 listings on Etsy looking for the strangest Twilight goodies. SEVEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TWILIGHT ITEMS AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE SPARKLY VAMPIRES. This is dedication, people... Or masochism. Poh-tay-toe/poh-tah-toe.
My soul may have been fundamentally altered by the hours-long experience but at least you'll get to enjoy ten more WTF Twilight Etsy products.
SPOILER ALERT: Teenage Jacob is soulmates with a baby. Knowing that, you can understand why I find this disturbing.
Custom altered Breaking Dawn bride and groom My Little Ponies with the faces of Bella and Edward on their butts.
This centerpiece featuring Bella playing chess against her vampire self is $150. According to the artist, it's chock full of symbolism.
The best part about the custom made underwear is the photo of Edward on the front isn't actually Edward.