by Sara N.
On the other hand, James, baby. You must chill. How can one person be and do and experience so much at the same time? He's a multimedia artist! He's a Ph.D. student at Yale! One semester at UCLA, he took 62 credits, which I'm pretty sure is a physical impossibility unless he has Hermione's time-turner! He writes short stories! He refers to his turn on the soap opera General Hospital as performance art! He hosts the Oscars! He tweets (sometimes while hosting the Oscars)!
Frankly, it's exhausting. I've always viewed this over-achieving as excessive, which caused me to classify him as talented but more than a little weird. Also, I don't like his skeevy mustache.
And then. And then I caught Franco's appearance on The Colbert Report, and all was forgiven. He really is one of us! The whole interview is delightful, but the best part is excerpted here.
All is forgiven, James. Just keep talking about Galadriel. And you, Mr. Stephen T. Colbert. Your Nerd Crush post is coming.
*Thanks to Ray for pointing out my grievous 30 Rock oversight. How could I forget Kimiko?